I haven't posted many videos lately, primarily because KdenLive (my video editor in Linux) wouldn't run for more than 5 seconds without completely crashing - making it impossible for me to do any video editing. I haven't had any success with any other video editors out there (including Cinelerra), so, I've been video-less.
Anyway, KdenLive released version 0.7.3d a few weeks ago, and I finally installed it tonight and - HUZZAH! - it works!
So, without further ado, please view the video above which basically illustrates me, slamming my face with much force, into my birthday cake. It's something I've always wanted to do, but when I was young, my parents were too practical to allow it - so, 34 years later, here it is, in all its glory.